When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
- me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
- me: is that the sun
It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.